Texas vs. Oklahoma. Burnt orange vs. crimson. Longhorns vs. Sooners. And, if we have anything to say about it... Mini Momo's vs. sobriety of flavor. This year, we're giving Momo's fans a mission. Your objective is simple. Your dignity is optional. BUT FIRST: WHAT THE HELL IS THE RED RIVER RIVALRY? For anyone who has somehow avoided one of college football's biggest grudges for the last century, here's the quick version. The Red River Rivalry is the annual football showdown be